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Small Goals

To see a pelican in real life. Have I seen a pelican in real life? I’m not too sure. Doesn’t have to be where pelicans live; a zoo or, better yet, an aviary will do. Perhaps one attached to an eccentric billionaire’s house or a haunted estate. Either works. I’m not picky.

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Homemade bread. Not to make it, but having some would be nice.

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Clean my keyboard, iPhone and stove or at lesat think about doing these things as if I’ll actually do them.

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Plant a seed and watch it grow.

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Actually, I have seen a pelican in real life. But I thought it was a heron and didn’t really look at it till too late.

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Use the word, “fantastical” as often as seems warranted.

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Finish reading one book for every two that I start.

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Better late-night snacks. Something tangy and sweet.

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I have just been informed that the bird I thought was a heron but was actually a pelican was not actually a pelican but was, actually, a heron. Therefore, I will continue accept any and all invitations to billionaire aviaries and/or haunted estates, fantastical as that may seem.

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Just started two more books. And all my seedlings died.

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Also: is salsa a good 2:00AM snack? It expired a week ago. Going to eat it warm with a spoon.

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My stove is so dirty tho…

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Still waiting on that bread…

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Realize that herons are just as good as pelicans and leave it at that.

 

 

 

 

 

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General Improvements

  1. A system of pneumatic tubes.
  2. Better snacks (healthy or otherwise).
  3. Gobstoppers!
  4. More dogs.
  5. A little less blame and a lot more slack.
  6. Keep it to 90 minutes or less.
  7. Make it optional…informed, but optional.
  8. Fire him already.
  9. Polish it.
  10. Yes to no.
  11. Unlimited dipping sauce.
  12. No time limits despite expiration dates.
  13. Your face.
  14. Still more dogs.
  15. SMOOTH LINES.
  16. Better coffee.
  17. Let it play out first.
  18. Just ignore it sometimes.
  19. Portable numbing agents.
  20. A cat or two. Or three.
  21. To the left, to the left.
  22. Now goes to 11!
  23. Prioritize those odd numbers.

 

 

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