The following: A list of things people have recommended to me, ordered according to our relationship to each other, arranged by order of importance and/or frequency of occurrence of said recommendation.
Friends:
- Archer
- Downton Abbey
- Lost
- Fifty Shades of Grey (book and movies)
- Afternoon naps
- Bouldering
Acquaintances:
- Game of Thrones
- Jimmy Fallon
- The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up
- Hitchhiking
- The one on the left.
- All lady fight club
- To prove it by choosing which limb.
- Mint tea
- Chewing gum
Co-Workers:
- Downton Abbey
- March Madness
- That cute place down the street.
- To give up the coordinates for the rest of him we swear we only want closure.
- Vaping
Upper Management:
- To value “experience.”
- To treat co-workers “like family.”
- To give 110%
- Offal on demand.
- Game of Thrones
- Dystopia
- THE BOX
Family:
- To call more.
- A career change.
- A nose job.
- The key so we can finally know what he hid in that room we found behind the fake bookshelf in his workshop.
- To please god stop reminding us.
- Downton Abbey
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