To see a pelican in real life. Have I seen a pelican in real life? I’m not too sure. Doesn’t have to be where pelicans live; a zoo or, better yet, an aviary will do. Perhaps one attached to an eccentric billionaire’s house or a haunted estate. Either works. I’m not picky.
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Homemade bread. Not to make it, but having some would be nice.
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Clean my keyboard, iPhone and stove or at lesat think about doing these things as if I’ll actually do them.
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Plant a seed and watch it grow.
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Actually, I have seen a pelican in real life. But I thought it was a heron and didn’t really look at it till too late.
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Use the word, “fantastical” as often as seems warranted.
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Finish reading one book for every two that I start.
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Better late-night snacks. Something tangy and sweet.
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I have just been informed that the bird I thought was a heron but was actually a pelican was not actually a pelican but was, actually, a heron. Therefore, I will continue accept any and all invitations to billionaire aviaries and/or haunted estates, fantastical as that may seem.
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Just started two more books. And all my seedlings died.
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Also: is salsa a good 2:00AM snack? It expired a week ago. Going to eat it warm with a spoon.
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My stove is so dirty tho…
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Still waiting on that bread…
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Realize that herons are just as good as pelicans and leave it at that.