Titles of Biographies Written by People Who Never Actually Talked To Me (Likely, I Forgot to Call Them Back)*

1. That Bitch
2. Hopeful Disappointments
3. Of Course Not
4. Like, The Right Amount
5. Cockamamie Outcomes & Contradictions
6. Wayward Consequences
7. You Heard Dirty
8. Shut It Down, Bring It Up
9. Enviable Indignities
10. The Pits
11. Knee High
12. Where Applicable?
13. About Thirteen
14. And Such That It Wasn’t
15. HELLO STALLION!
16. Normal Weird
17. Once or Twice
18. Light Here
19. Every. Damn. Day.
20. Good Psychology, Bad Math
21. Pffffffffftttt!!!
22. The Skinny On The Shit
23. No, Actually
24. Stupid Good Times
25. Origami Logic
26. Oh, You Bet
27. That Bitch

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* Please follow any of these with “The Cindy Phan Story,” where you feel it best fits.