- Dried out grapefruit is still grapefruit, but not great grapefruit.
- Semi-identical twins!
- Sometimes the weather really is all there is to talk about.
- If you put a dinosaur on it, I will buy it.
- More lemon water please!
- Take care of your cast iron and it will take care of you.
- Beware the jerks (but no need to fret over them).
- I like asking nicely until I don’t.
- My dog is DRAMATIC.
- Nothing like bad advice to put the rest of the day into perspective.
- Spicy beef patties or nothing at all.
- It’s good to be present, if not always available.
- Talents come in all shapes and sizes and, occasionally, smells.
- How to read the imperfect novel (still learning that one).
- Less brains doesn’t mean more heart.
- I hate “Actually.”
- Odd numbers please me.