Working Titles For My Forthcoming (And Totally Imaginary) Autobiography*

1. Who Are These People, and What Do They Want?
2. No Is A Sentence.
3. And I Was There Too.
4. Porcupine Blues.
5. Lose A Man, Eat A Pizza.
6. Hardly A Sham.
7. I Remember Everything.
8. Small Wounds.
9. Various.
10. Meh.
11. Just the Crunchy Bits.
12. BRRAMP!!!
13. The Loud Part Quiet and the Quiet Part Loud.
14. How About I Just See You There?
15. LOL STFU!
16. OK Guess I’ll Put On A Bra Then.
17. Sludge and Drudgery.
18. Paper Beats Rock?
19. Everything That Isn’t, All the Things That Aren’t.
20. It Had To Be Somebody.
21. The Bitter Sweets.
22. Armloads!
23. You Missed.
24. More Money Than Cents.
25. Not Over It.
26. Fire, Fire, Everywhere!
27. FINE, fine, fine, fine.
28. Pub = Public House, Flo Rida = Florida. And Other Discoveries.
29. Only You Would Think That, Karen.

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* Please follow any of these with “The Cindy Phan Story,” where you feel it best fits.