The thing I won’t buy at the grocery store because it’s “too expensive” I’ll buy at the gas station because “whatever.”
I’ve largely forgotten how to do long division but actually wouldn’t mind a few remainders.
I doughnut care.
If it’s distasteful, chances are it’s also delicious.
(Can I do this in one hundred words or less?)
I like the pomp and appreciate the pageantry, but wonder sometimes about the spectacle.
Idle worship, and then I’m out.
(Eighteen words to go – no, thirteen)
I’d like to think I’m a good person. I’d like that very much.
Nothing’s funny; everything’s hilarious.