Oh my fuck.
I’ve found her! I’ve found her, you guys!!!
The movie? It’s this year’s Thor.
THOR!
Yes. And according to the usual sources that are sources for these types of Things, this is her first movie in six years.[1]
SIX YEARS!
Since 2005, she’s been, apparently, working on a farm or something. With cows!
COWS!
YES.
[1] Thanks, too, to my friend and ally, Todd, and his obsession with the question (“Rene Russo, where is she??), which stoked my obsession, which I’m fairly certain, got the universe to get off its fat cosmic ass to provide us with an answer already. Also: the Internet.